How to spot a Social Media Expert

Anyone who has met myself or my business partner at Talking Finger Bill DeRosa you know a few things about us.

1-We only focus on Social Media.

2-We dress for meetings like we just got off our boat...all the time.

3-We love what we do and it shows.

But most importantly..."We don't call ourselves experts."

I am about to go off on a rant here (thank you Dennis Miller) and I can't help it. Blogs are diaries, informational pieces, places to share ideas etc., so here I go.

Doctors practice their entire lives...why...The word practice derives from the Greek word praktikos. The definition of practice therefore covers; the habit of doing anything; frequent use; performance; method; medical treatment and the exercise of any profession.
In other words they are always learning, always adapting to new methods because new is better when it comes to medicine. Why do they do this...because professionals always want to be better at what they do. I wish I had gone through the surgery I had as a kid NOW instead of back then. Less invasive, quicker recovery time, etc...

"Experts" according to Websters Dictionary(Caution...rant happening again...Remember that thing? I remember it as a monster 3000 page cinder block I used to look through to find words I did not know the meaning of. It never helped me remember how to spell them though! I blame spell check for that!) Where were we..o ya EXPERTS!!!...So Webster says an expert is a person who has special skill or knowledge in some particular field. While that definition may be true the person who is claiming to be a Social Media Expert is really a person who you should run the other way from!

Bill and I have sat in on seminars where we had to actually and politely correct the so called "expert". I felt bad about it last time but this guy didn't know what he was talking about right out of the gate. He had data that was 1 year old (rant approaching...) In social media terms 1 month is like 1 year. You have a dog? 1 year = 7 human years...get it..ok let move on. Here are some tips and to spot the so called experts.

1-Facebook.
A-The expert has been in business for over 6 months and has under 50 likes on the page and better yet the URL at the top does not look like this (www.facebook.com/talkingfinger) it looks like this (www.facebook.com/pages/xxxxxx/?id=768555052 ...BTW that link was made up, don't click it, I don't know where it will go. No really I made it up.)
B-Never asks any questions, only tells you "stuff"
C-The landing page (if they even know what that is/has one installed) does not automatically put a new person onto the page. Why is that important...Well it's simple. As a business owner you want to tell people who and what you do, commonly know as an elevator pitch. If I land on your wall page as a first time visitor I need to figure out what you do. Having a well made landing page is your elevator pitch!
D-The expert posts 1x per month or less. You, the reader, do not have enough time to hear my rant on why this is a big no-no.
E-As of today there are 750 million people on Facebook! That is a lot of people to reach out to. If your business is not on Facebook I bet there is a fax in your office still.

F-If they are not practicing what they preach RUN!!! I would not eat anything from a skinny chef, unless I was at a vegan restaurant.

2-Twitter
A-Why would I use Twitter? One word. EGYPT.
Enough said. Learn it, use it!
If your expert is telling you that Twitter is just a bunch of junk WALK Away. Twitter has its purpose. A creative team will find the way for your business to use Twitter.

3-YouTube.
A-Second largest search engine in the world. #2! I would love it if Talking Finger was the #2 Social Media Marketing Company in the world. R/C Cola would love to be the #2 soda in the world. (no more rant, I think you get the message)
B-SEO, SEO, SEO, SEO, SEO. Search Engine Optimization. YouTube ranks results on the first page of most Google results. Most people are to lazy to search past the 2nd or sometimes 3rd page. Having a presence here puts you in front of people who you want to be in front of!
YouTube is a spoke in your wheel just like Facebook, Twitter, etc. You need it to get scene.

Those are 3 of the top places you need to be on Social Media. Its still marketing so you need to use it to make it work for you.

Here are some other tips to spot the "experts":
-They want you to send the same message from an automated system to all your social media channels. (Why would I want to tell my Social Media Reach the same message on 5 different platforms?...Oh, I know why...I want to bore them to death...got it...lets move along)

-They think tracking any of the analytic's is meaningless and a waste of time. If you put a coupon ad in the newspaper you track result by the amount of coupons you get back in your hand right? Why would you not track your results online?

-They don't tell you to put the Social Media icons on the top of your Website. OK This is just plain stupid! You have a website, someone found you...tell them about your other links so they can get social with you! If the links are at the bottom of the page you are making and hoping someone will hunt for them. What is they want your Facebook/YouTube/Twitter info and you buried it on the contact tab?!

I hope you enjoyed reading my rant. I feel better now that I have vented. I need to get in the shower so I can go to a wedding.